jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

freshers flu has hit and now i’m stuck in bed trying to recover as quick as possible

Dylan O’Brien for Elle Magazine (October 2014)

Misfits RewatchSeason 1, Episode 2.

I’m not waiting around for Granny Fuck Me to make another appearance.

If we don’t protect the galaxy, who will?

Title: Steal My Girl
Artist: One Direction
Played: 2878 times


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“Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.” — My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

mattirwinlondon: Ere he comes, top tog 📷

People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I’d be the dirtiest skank they’ve ever seen.

first day/night of uni was gr8