the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter
its the size of your bank account that we really care about
freshers flu has hit and now i’m stuck in bed trying to recover as quick as possible
Misfits Rewatch: Season 1, Episode 2.I’m not waiting around for Granny Fuck Me to make another appearance.
People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I’d be the dirtiest skank they’ve ever seen.
first day/night of uni was gr8